WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Men should listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

In a small town in the US, a factory hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb or what?"

"Not at all, Ma’am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t complain when I yell at them."

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I’ve found a man just like father!"

Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald with a potbelly and still think they are beautiful.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma