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Difficult wish

A man found a genie who would grant him one wish. The man said to the genie, “I wish I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii.”

The genie said, “I’m sorry, but that’s going to be very hard. Do you have another wish?”

The man answered, “Of course! I want the power to understand all women.”

The genie thought for a minute. He replied, “How many platforms did you want on that bridge?”

Full competition

The flight home from a recent business trip was pretty empty. So the pilot made a simple request of the passengers.

“We have a little extra room tonight, folks,” he said over the PA system.

“So if you wouldn’t mind, please take a window seat so the competition thinks the plane is full.”

A dog’s day

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office, except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, “Don’t be surprised. This is just part of my job.”

“Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “I can’t believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!”

“No, no,” pleaded the dog. “Please don’t! If that man finds out I can talk, he’ll make me answer the phone as well!”

Home shopping

Two young men from up in Minnesota were looking at a Sears catalogue and admiring the models. Ole says to the Sven, “Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?”

Steven replies, “Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!”

Ole says, with wide eyes, “Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.”

Steven smiles and pats him on the back. “Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.” Three weeks later, Steven asks his friend Ole, “Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalogue?”

Ole replies, “No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!”

Compiled by Sunil Sharma