Webside HUMOUR
Bank robbery

During a bank heist, the chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so that the robbers could not get away. Later, the sergeant reports to the chief. “Sorry sir, but they got away.” The chief, was disappointed. He said: “I told you to cover all exit points.”

“I did,” replied the sergeant, “but they got away through the entrance.”

Locker room

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with women grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked: “What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”

Hell is better

A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic went into a trance. A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife. “Honey!” he cried. “Is that you?” “Yes, my husband.” “Are you happy?” “Yes, my husband.” “Happier than you were with me?” “Yes, my husband.” “Then Heaven must be an amazing place!” “I’m not in Heaven, dear.”

Chicken farming

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man: “Give me 100 baby chickens.”

The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says: “Give me 200 baby chickens.” The co-op man complies. Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says: “Give me 500 baby chickens.” “Wow,” the co-op man replies. “You must really be doing well.”

“No,” said the man with a sigh. “I’m either planting them too deep or too far apart!”

Compiled by Sunil Sharma