Webside Humour

Who’s the boss?

The boss was concerned that his employees weren’t giving him enough respect, so he tried an old-fashioned method of persuasion: He brought in a sign that said “I’m the Boss” and taped it to his door.

After lunch, he noticed someone had taped another note under his. “Your wife called. She wants her sign back.”

Work in winter

One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 50 minutes late. “It was so slippery that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two.”

The boss eyed him suspiciously. “Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?”

“I finally gave up,” he said, “and started for home.”

Bad news

“Lou, sit down. I’ve got some bad news. You don’t have much time to live.”

“How much longer do I have, Doc?”

“Ten.”

“Ten what? Ten weeks? Ten months? Ten years?”

“Nine ... Eight…”

Tough call

A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under an eight-point buck.

“Where is Mike?” asked another hunter.

“He fainted a couple of miles up the trail,” Mike’s partner answered.

“You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?”

“A tough call”, said the hunter. “But I figured no one is going to steal Mike”.

Cure found

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good.

On his third visit, the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing, he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft.

“But doc,” protested the patient, “if I do that, I’ll get pneumonia.”

“I know,” said his physician. “I can cure pneumonia.”

Compiled by Sunil Sharma