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Smart answer

A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.

The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, coloured the duck in a bright red. After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?”

Young Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella ma’am.”

Patience pays

A wife brought a stray dog to her house.

The husband retorted: “You will never succeed in making that dog obey you”

Wife: “Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you, at first”.

No complaint

The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch, he turned to his mother and said, “Soup’s cold.”

His astonished mother exclaimed, “Son, I’ve waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven’t you spoken before?”

The boy looked at her and replied, “Up until now, everything’s been okay.”

Putting a saddle

A beginner rider at the stables was trying to saddle a horse.

“Excuse me”, said the old hand, “you are putting that saddle on backwards”.

“How do you know”, snapped the student. “You do not know which way I’m going”.

Last words

Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.

The first man said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word.”

“Wow!” said the other, “how did you manage that?”

He replied, “It’s easy, my last words are always YES DEAR.”

Compiled by Sunil Sharma