Webside HUMOUR
Last wish

They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”

The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was the great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”

The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher.”

The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say... LOOK!!! HE’S MOVING!”

Mind game

A doctor broke the bad news to a man that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

“I’m afraid her mind’s completely gone,” he said.

“Makes sense,” mumbled the man.

“She’s been giving me a piece of it every day for the last 15 years.”

Traffic lights

The girl’s car couldn’t get started and traffic was tied up for blocks. The light turned green, then yellow, then red.

“What’s the matter miss,” shouted the officer, “Don’t you like any of our colours?”

Compiled by Sunil Sharma