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After 20 years of marriage, the wife starts complaining to her husband that he didn’t love her anymore. She begs him to seek advice from her friend the local parish priest. Obliging he went, afterwards he arrives home, lifts her off her feet and carries her from one room to the other, surprised she exclaims, "Oh! How much you love me? What did the priest tell you"? "Well he told me that we all have to carry our Cross." Hunting dogs A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things — chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with. Finally, the uncle had an idea. "Why don’t you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?" This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail. After a few hours, the nephew returned. "How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle. "It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?" Right time A couple was making their first doctor’s visit prior to the birth of their first child. After the medical examination, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the man took out his magnifying glass to try to see what is was. In very small letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me." Game play Two kids were deciding what game to play. One said, "Let’s play doctor." "Good idea," said the other. "You operate, and I’ll sue." Compiled by Sunil Sharma |
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