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Webside HUMOUR
Can of peaches
An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife decided to steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was caught. Upon her court date, the judge asked her what she had stolen. “Your Honour, I stole a can of peaches.” The judge replied, “How many peaches were in the can?” She said, “Six.” The judge then said, “I will sentence you to six days in jail.” Her husband stood up behind her and replied, “Your Honour, she also stole a can of peas.”
Emergency caseA doctor got a phone call from one of his colleagues. “We need a fourth for poker,” the voice on the phone said. “I’ll be right over,” replied the doctor. As he was putting on his overcoat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious,” he said gravely. “They’ve had to call in three other doctors as well.”
Charter planeA woman called to make reservations on a small charter plane. She knew
she would be flying in a very small plane, so she wasn’t surprised when the clerk said, “The plane is very full with baggage and passengers.” Then he asked, “How much do you weigh, Ma’am?” Not thinking clearly, she answered, “With or without clothes?” “Well,” said the clerk, “how do you intend to travel?”
Dating tipA frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” “No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”
Life of partyThe couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life of the party. “John,” she said, “did anyone ever tell you how fascinating, how romantic, and how handsome you are?” “No,” the man replied happily, looking at his wife, “I don’t think anyone ever did.” “Well,” she snapped, “then where did you ever get the idea?” Compiled by Sunil Sharma
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