Ulta Pulta
Indian Profit League
Jaspal Bhatti

SOME 30 years ago, a beggar used to ask for Rs 5 from the passersby to purchase a transistor to listen to the cricket commentary. Ten years later, he raised his minimum alms to Rs 50 as he wanted to buy a television to watch cricket matches. Recently, he was heard saying, "Koi baba ko 1000 rupya de de. Bhagwan ke naam pe 2000 de de." I said, "What are you going to do with so much of money?" He replied, "I want to buy an IPL team.

From a smuggler to a beggar and from a politician to a film star anyone can buy a stake in an IPL team. If you don’t have white money, black money could be routed through some innovative channels. Some economists say that the IPL is emerging as the best way to launder your dirty money. I think that Income Tax Department, in coordination with the IPL authorities, should come up with some scheme like — "Invest your black money in IPL, give 30 per cent to income tax and enjoy tension-free business."

If Lalit Modi, Shashi Tharoor or someone else in power wants to favour his or her kin or friends what is wrong in it? But one thing is very clear that they are not promoting a game; they are participating in a business. A judge found a cricket promoter guilty of involvement in the business of sleazy money. The judge said, "Do you have something to say in your defense?" The promoter replied, "My lord, whatever I have done, I have done for the love of sports." The judge said, "Then attach a hockey team with him as punishment."





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