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One day a genie appeared to a California man and offered to grant him one wish. The man said:" I wish you’d build a bridge from here to Hawaii so I could drive there anytime"

The genie frowned, "Just think of the logistics. The supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean, the concrete, and the steel! Why don’t you pick something else?"

The man thought for a while and then said, "Okay, I wish for a complete understanding of women — what they are thinking, why they cry. I wish I knew how to make a woman truly happy".

The genie was silent for a minute, then said, "So how many lanes did you want on that bridge?"

The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just sneaked off to the honeymoon resort. After supper and champagne, the groom retired to the bedroom. But the bride pulled a chair up to the balcony doors and sat there, gazing at the stars.

"Dear," asked the somewhat impatient husband. "Aren’t you coming to bed?" "No," she announced. "My mother told me this was going to be the most beautiful night of my life, and I don’t want to miss a single minute of it."

This young man was elated when he turned 18 in a state where curfew is 11p.m. for anyone under 17 years of age. He told his dad how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3 a.m. if he wanted. "Yes you can stay out as late as you want, but the car is under 17 and it has to be in the garage by 11." His father said.

This guy was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man’s driver’s license, he said, "You’re wearing glasses on your ID and you’re not now. I’m going to have to give you a ticket."

The guy said, "Officer, I have contacts."

The cop said, "Look, buddy, I don’t care who you know, ... I’m giving you a ticket."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma