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A fan of Bipasha Basu, who always drooled over her figure, was shocked when it became known that she had had silicon implants and liposuction done on her belly and thighs. "How do you know for so sure that all her vital parts are original and have no plastic in them?" he asked the other fan. The other fan said, "My dear, I don’t mean to offend your sentiments but the doctor, who did plastic surgeries on Bipasha, revealed the secret in a fit of anger." "Why was the doctor angry?" Bipasha’s fan sought the clarification. "Because Bipasha didn’t pay the bill for surgery, I heard," replied the other. According to a famous plastic surgeon, 80 per cent of the Bollywood actresses acquire beautiful looks because of cosmetic surgeries. "Main ayeen hoon UP, Bihar lootney, plastic ki body se karaar lootney." This wording of a song seems more realistic. A guy went to the RTI office and filed an application: "Kindly let me know before I fall in love with Katrina Kaif’s smile that whether her face has undergone any denting or a painting job."
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ardent fan of Kareena Kapoor remarked, "Nothing to beat Kareena’s
smile. When she laughs it seems as if a bud has blossomed."
Another Bollywood fan countered, "Because she has got her jaw
line straightened but she needs to get it more aligned. But I am in
love with Shilpa Shetty’s nose." Now Kareena’s fan felt
offended and retorted, "Bhai sahib, Shilpa has not only
got a nose job done but also undergone liposuction."