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Bee sting

Patient- "Please doctor help me. I have been stung by a bee".

Doctor: "Don’t worry. I’ll put some cream on it".

Patient: You’ll never find the bee. It must be miles away by now".

Doctor: "No, no please understand. I’ll put some cream on the place you were stung".

Patient: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree".

Doctor: "I mean in which part of the body did the bee sting".

Patient: "It stung me on my finger".

Doctor: "Which one"?

Patient: "How am I to know? All the bees look the same to me".

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be normally, conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn’t know you were into earring, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since, my wife found it in my car".

A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette table she says, "I have no idea what number to play."

A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 32.

The wheel is spun, and 41 comes up. The smile drifted from the woman’s face and she fainted.

A psychiatrist’s secretary walks into his study and says, "There’s a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he’s invisible."

The psychiatrist responds, "Tell him I can’t see him."

The small town’s sheriff was also its veterinarian. One night, the phone rang and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"

"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?"

"Both. We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s a burglar in it."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma