Ulta Pulta
Corruption yoga
Jaspal Bhatti

BABA RAMDEV has declared that he would float a political outfit of his own and field 543 candidates in the next General Elections. He will have to decide beforehand if his party will consist of vegetarian or non- vegetarian members. Will the members be allowed to have alcoholic drinks or will they have to even keep away from Coke or Pepsi?

The first thing he has already clarified is that he doesn’t want to become the Prime Minister. That means he wants to replace Sonia Gandhi and become the king maker or Singh maker. The other thing he has stated is that he wants to cleanse the system and get rid of corruption.

He must be working on some new yogic exercises to reduce the corruption level. "Place before your eyes a currency note of Rs 1,000. Look at the 1000 rupee-note with your left eye, which should be full of contempt, and breathe in slowly. Now look at the note with right eye, full of hatred, and breathe out slowly. This exercise will decrease your lust for money."

The best thing on which Baba is determined is not to accept any donations from the corporate or the industrial houses. Maybe he himself has plans to turn into a corporate yogi. One thing you have got to hand it to Baba is that he has left a great yogic influence on everybody. Many politicians are seen doing kapal bhati kriya, drawing their stomach in and out with force and sound effects from nose. Do they do so to make their digestion stronger for usurping more public funds? Only Baba Ramdev can tell.





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