THIS ABOVE ALL
Chatwal should have opted out
Khushwant Singh
Khushwant Singh
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I abstained from
commenting on the government’s decision to confer the Padma
Bhushan on Sant Singh Chatwal because I was not fully aware of
his shady past. I was also biased against him as I am allergic
towards self-promoters and name-droppers. Seeing all the hungama
created by Indian newspapers, I thought he would offer to
withdraw his name from the list of awardees.
In a similar case
a few years ago, Bhai Mohan Singh, founder of Ranbaxy, the
largest pharmaceutical company in India, opted out of receiving
the award because of the media raising the issue of his ousting
a fellow-founder of the company. But Chatwal appears to have no
sense of shame; he has the hide of an armadillo.
More
than his habit of name-dropping, what I find more unsavoury is
his lack of sophistication and vulgar display of wealth. A
couple of years ago he celebrated the marriage of his son in
Mumbai. Many invitees were flown in by air, and several floors
of five-star hotels were booked to accommodate them. Huge
receptions were given to thousands of guests. He tried to make
it the grandest wedding anyone had seen.
His son evidently
takes after him. He is a mousy-looking sardar who fancied
himself as a filmstar. He soon discovered that in Bollywood you
can’t bribe your way to stardom. His marriage also did not
work. His wife and child are back in her parents’ home in
Delhi. Earlier this year, Sant Singh Chatwal went on pilgrimage
to Hazoor Sahib gurdwara in Nanded (Maharashtra). He flew in by
a chartered plane. The granthis honoured him with a siropa.
It is a sorry tale of a man with no principles but vaulting
ambition.
Ode to spring
The two
pleasantest months of the year in northern India are February
and October. They operate in opposite directions but,
nevertheless, have much in common. By February, the winter
begins of loosen its grip, and fog, mist and chilly winds become
a memory of the past. Instead, we have pleasant cool breezes.
The sky is clear blue and the sun warmer.
It is the other
way round in October. The scorching heat followed by heavy
monsoon rains fade away into the past. The sky is once again
clear blue, the sun less hot and signs of the autumn to come can
be seen everywhere. More people can be seen in parks and gardens
enjoying the fair weather than at other times of the year.
There are other
natural phenomena in evidence during these two months that
deserve notice. Lie flat on a lawn and fix your gaze skywards.
In February you may see flocks of geese or ducks flying in
wavering arrow-head formulations, calling to each other, flying
out of India towards their summer abodes in Central Asia.
In October you
will see similar V-shaped flight of geese or ducks coming in the
reverse direction from Central Asia to spend their winters on
Indian lakes, rivers and marsh lands. If you are lucky, you
might see a lone cuckoo overhead, calling kooh-koo as it
flies from the plains to the hills in February, and as it flies
back in October to spend its winter in the plains. So far no one
has been able to fathom how these birds manage to find their way
the same time of the year, and to the same spots they had been
visiting year after year. I am filled with awe and wonder. All I
can say is that in February and October, I feel life is more
worth living than in other 10 months of the year.
English lesson
A few months ago,
the then Japanese Prime Minister Mori was given some basic
English conversation training before he visited Washington and
met President Obama. The instructor told him: " When you
shake hands with President Obama, say ‘how are you?’
President Obama will say ‘I am fine, and you?’ Then you
should say ‘Me too.’ Then we translators will take over.
When Prime
Minister Mori actually met Obama, he mistakenly said: " Who
are you?" President Obama was taken aback but managed to
react with humour: "Well, I am Michelle’s husband, ha
ha." Mori replied: "Me too, ha, ha."
(Courtesy: G.S.
Sen, New Delhi)
A signboard
There was this
west Pakistani jeep driver who screeched to a halt on seeing a
road sign in Baluchistan. The corporal with him asked: "Kyun,
kya hua?" "Major sahib aagey ja rahe
hain." "Major sahib? Kaise malum hua?
Kaun Major sahib?" "Yeh signboard padho,"
and he pointed to a signboard. It said: "Major Road
ahead."
(Contributed by
Gauravjit Singh, New Delhi)
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