Poetry in stone
Full of literary and allegorical imagery, some classic epitaphs can be found in
English churchyards. S. Raghunath on how epitaphs can be jolly clean fun
Limericks and epitaphs have remained a popular pastime in literary and artistic circles
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What is more
appropriate epitaph for a crossword addict than 6 DOWN? Epitaphs
need not necessarily be grim and melancholic. They can be (and
possibly should be) jolly, clean fun — a tribute to the sense
of humour of a person who has passed on (in case of a
self-epitaph) or of this survivors.
Some classic
epitaphs are to be found in old English churchyards and they are
full of literary and allegorical imagery and poetry. Can an
epitaph be more touching and poetical than this?
This spot is the
sweetest I’ve seen in my life
For it raises my
flowers and covers my wife
William Blake
wrote the following epitaph when famous artist Sir Joshua
Reynolds died.
When Sir Joshua
died
All nature was
degraded
The King dropped a
tear into the Queen’s ears
And all his
pictures faded.
Benjamin Franklin
took time off from his multifarious activities to come up with:
Here lies Skugg
Snug as a bug in a
rug
William Blake
wrote the following self-epitaph — a past time popular in
literary and artistic circles.
I was buried near
this dyke
So my friends may
weep as much as they like
Lawyers who value
their reputation for veracity would, no doubt, be displeased by
this epitaph for one of their kind
Beneath this
smooth stone
By the bone of his
bone
Lies My Jonathan
Small
By lies did this
attorney thrive while alive
Now that he’s
dead, he lies still
An epitaph for a
hypochondriac
Here lies Joan
Richards
Who died after a
long imaginary illness, patiently borne
A tenderly
sentimental epitaph in the Sutton parish churchyard
God took our
flower-our little Nell
He thought he too
would like a smell
For limericks
fans, here’s one to delight
There was an old
man who averred
That he had learnt
to fly like a bird
Cheered by
thousands of people
He leapt from the
steeple
This tomb states
the date it occurred
There was a young
lady in the choir
Whose voice rose
higher and higher
Till one Sunday
night
It rose quite out
of sight
And they found it
the next day on the spire
Lloyd George,
being a true politician, suggested that the following epitaph be
inscribed on his tomb upon his death
Count not his
broken promises as a crime
He MEANT them, HOW
he meant them at the time
John Dryden wrote
this epitaph-epigram for his wife
Here lies Mary
Here let her lie
She’s at peace
And so am I
One presumes that
Dryden’s domestic life must have been a stormy one.
An epitaph for a
shrewish woman in a similar vein
Here lies, thank
heaven
A woman who
quarreled and stormed her way thru’
Tread softly over
her slumberin’ form
For fear your
provoke another storm
For the ubiquitous
chatterbox, what better epitaph than
Beneath this
stone, a lump of clay
Lies Arabella
Young
Who on April 3,
1773, finally learned to hold her tongue
And an epitaph for
a dentist
Stranger! Approach
this spot with gravity
John Brown is
filling his last cavity
John Ford must
have been a tyrant all right, seeing that the following is the
epitaph on his wife’s tomb
Here lies Mary,
wife of John Ford
We hope that her
soul has gone to the Lord
But if for hell
she has changed her residence
She better be
there than be John Ford’s wife
Our roads are
menaced by speed maniacs and here’s an epitaph for one such
written, no doubt, by a long suffering pedestrian
He passed the
bobby without any fuss
And he passed the
cart of hay
He tried to pass a
swerving bus
And then he passed
away
To conclude, an
epitaph for the contemporary times we live in
Here lies an
Astronomer
Who while watching
the Sky
Was hit by the
falling Lab.
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