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An average British couple spends 11 years together. But all over the world it is now being realised that the matrimonial relationships should be saved at any cost because breakups can have torturous implications for the children. A Malaysian state has decided to offer second honeymoon trips free to all those couples, which are on the brink of breakups. If this attractive offer comes to India, my friend Lalli says that he will be the first person to avail this free offer. A judge asked Santa Singh, “You say you have three children and you are seeking a divorce. How do you plan to divide your kids among yourselves?” Santa thought for a moment and replied, “Sir, we will come again next year with another child to sort out this problem!”
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Adult Homo sapiens can be divided into two categories. One that is desperate to marry and the other that is desperate to divorce. Both processes can be equally enjoyable as well as frustrating. Some people enjoy their divorce more than their marriage. They come out of the court dancing with joy as if they have been freed after life imprisonment. 