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"How did the school go today? a mother asked her little boy.

"Fine", the little fellow replied. "We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child".

"What did she say?" his mother asked.

"The teacher said, "Thank goodness"

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.

"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"

"No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one’s called a mirror."

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It is very kind of you, darling, but I do not have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that is because we are not yet married."

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

"Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out:

"Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.

"Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?"

The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession`85 even to the Supermarket which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"

A little old lady was driving the wrong way down a one-way street and was stopped by a cop. "Didn’t you see the arrows?" he asked.

"Arrows? I didn’t even see the Red Indians," she said.

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