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Hot coffee A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. “This coffee,” he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, “is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers.” The waiter reddened, made a hasty retreat to the kitchen and returned shortly with another cup of coffee. “This one isn’t so hot, sir,” he beamed. Getting help Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.” Customer: “Ok.” Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?” Customer: “No.” Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?” Customer: “No.” Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?” Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.” An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. “Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.” The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Well, Ethel,” he finally answered, “I don’t see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened 50 years ago.” While a woman’s husband was stationed overseas, her four-year-old daughter decided that she needed a baby brother. “Good idea,” the mother told her. “But don’t you think we should wait until your father’s home?” She had a better idea. “Why don’t we just surprise him?” Soon after their wedding, the bride tells the groom, “Darling, now that we are married, I want you to fire your secretary.” “But honey,” says the groom, “you used to be a secretary yourself.” “Yes,” she replies, “that’s why I want you to fire her.” Compiled by Sunil Sharma |
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