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Thank God A teenager who had just received her learner’s permit for driving offered to drive her parents to church. After a hair-raising ride, they finally reach their destination. “Thank you!” said the mother as she got out of the car and breathed a sigh of relief. “Anytime,” her daughter replied. As the mother closed the door she said, “I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to God.” Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs “give me your money,” he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “you can’t do this — I am a United States congressman.” “In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.” A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car. “I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car,” he said. “That’s right, sir,” the salesman answered. “We will replace anything that breaks.” “Fine, I need a new garage door.” A mother finds her six-year-old son sobbing. “What’s the matter?” she asks. “I’ve just figured out how to tie my shoes”, he says. “Well, Honey, that’s wonderful. This means you’re growing up, but why are you crying?” “Because,” he says, “now I’ll have to do it every day for the rest of my life”. Compiled by Sunil Sharma |
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