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A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you ‘know’ what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?" "That’s easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly, "It stands for ‘Basic Information Before Leaving Earth’." One-way drive A man was driving the wrong way down a one-way street. He was stopped by a policeman. "This is a one-way street," said the officer. "I know," said the motorist, "I’m only going one way." Fairy tales Son: "Mom, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’ and ‘long ago’?" Mom: "No dear, sometimes they begin with ‘honey, I was delayed at the office...’" Compiled by Sunil Sharma |
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