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Nano nuisance
Jaspal Bhatti

MY friend Ruby, who has been overweight for a long time, has suddenly joined a gym and has started exercising rigorously and dieting to shed as much flab as possible. "Why are you troubling your pampered body because of which you command a great respect in any restaurant?" I asked curiously. He said, "I want to buy a Nano and fit myself inside it."

Since Nano, the world’s smallest car on the Indian roads, has a high affordability value; a large number of Nanos will flood the already crowded roads.

It will be create parking problems as well. But if the company redesigns and makes the car’s roof quite strong, then a Nano can be parked one above the other by physically lifting one car and placing it on another.

Indian roads are full of pits, holes and ditches. Nano being a small car has the probability of fitting inside the ditch. But again by the virtue of its feather-weight only two persons can pull it back on the road.

Looking at the Nano, a minister said during a speech, "The car is definitely going to turn thousands of be-kars into car walahas because of its low price. This means it will reduce unemployment." The sales manager requested, "Sir, don’t proclaim it loudly. The EC may ban Nano’s sale under the election code of conduct."





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