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Astrologically speaking this New Year is going to be great for astrological business. Astrologers, as a matter of fact, can never have a bad time because their business thrives on telling others about their bad times.
I have some astrology tips for these babas for 2009. Astrologers born between March 20 and April 18 should refrain from predicting future of politicians. Their predictions may go awfully wrong because politicians will become even more unpredictable this year. All astrologers can predict fearlessly about court cases, "Don’t worry, you will win the case." Because by the time verdict will be out after 10 or 12 years, the client would have changed hundreds of astrologers. Geminian fortune tellers will make lot of money by selling appropriate stones to the wives of politicians who fear that their husbands would marry other woman by converting into some other faith. Astrologers born in November should not predict about marriage affairs because their own divorces may happen. An astrologer told my friend not to marry in January if he wanted to avoid trouble. "Well", I said, "the same advice is good for the other 11 months of the year, too."
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It
seems no news channel can survive without tantric babas, tarot
card readers, astrologers or other fortune tellers. Though I do wonder
why some television channels cannot increase their viewership or why
their business remains in trouble despite having the most dramatic
looking tantric babas. Either their channel heads do not listen to
these astrologers or they hire the ones who have their own stars in
trouble.