WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Old bill

A lawyer sent an overdue bill notice to a client who had fired him. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old." By return mail, the lawyer got his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Birthday."

A man was boasting about his travelling hobby to his friend: "I travelled almost all over the world"

Friend: "Wow, you must know geography well". Man: "Oh yes I spent almost two months there."

A man had an altercation with a woman in the shopping mall. In a fit of rage the woman said, "If you were my husband I’d give you poison."

The man retorted back: "If you were my wife, I’d drink it."

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I don’t have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, you’ll have to accompany me." "Splendid," exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?"

A car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.

"Good lord, Mister," he gasped, "Are you drunk?" "Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the hell do you think I am...a stunt driver."

A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after 10 years, everything is different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the counsellor, "You’re still getting the same service."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma