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BARAC Obama has become the first black President of the USA. Many political observers are analysing the factors behind his victory. Since even a fool can sum up the reasons once the results are out, why should a political idiot like me be left out? So here’s my take on the Obama victory. Reason 1: His name rhymes with pyjama. All those who love pyjamas voted for Obama. A pyjama party was specially launched to raise funds for its beloved leader. Reason 2: He looks under-nourished. Many people thought that he is the person who is most affected by the economic crisis. Therefore, he would put in his most sincere efforts in bailing America out of it. Reason 3: Most Indian children supported him because they imagined Obama to be their mama (maternal uncle). Most of the American kids loved him and persuaded their mamas (mothers) to vote for him because he has a great ‘motherly’ smile. They also launched a site by the name of obamamama.com to launch fashionable gifts for women. Reason 4: He spoke against the Iraq war and so all those weapon dealers, who could not sell their weapons because of the war supported him. Reason 5: It was certified that he was born on August 4, 1961, in Honolulu and his height is 1.87 m, which is the most important winning factor. He was tall enough in any crowd to pull the votes.
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