WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Stormy story

FIRST man: "Did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The winds were horrific and then the engine started leaking".

Second man: "Then, it is a miracle that you landed safely on the ground and nothing happened to you.

First man: Who said the airplane was flying?

Slip of tongue

Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in, sits down and asks him what the problem is.

"Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I’m in deep trouble at home."

"What kind of question?" asked Tom.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly."

"That’s easy," said Tom. "You just say ‘Of course, I will’".

"Yeah," said Eric, "That’s what I did, except I said, ‘Of course I DO...’"

Caller: "So, I’m having a problem with my mouse? It’s, like, squeaking?

Agent: "I’m sorry, did you say squeaking"?

Caller: "That’s right. The faster I move it across the screen, the louder it squeaks".

Agent: "I’m sorryS are you pressing your mouse up against the screen?

Caller: "Well, sure! There’s a message that says, ‘Click here to continue.’

A patient complained to his doctor, "I’ve been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis."

The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then they’ll see that I was right."

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma