WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Most obedient

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”

Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.”

Tough job

Manager: “For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high salary.”

Applicant: “Well, the work is much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing.”

Bad student

“It’s no good, sir,” said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher, “I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.”

“Goes in both ears and out the other?” asks the puzzled teacher, “but you only have two ears, son.”

“You see, sir, I’m no good at maths, either.”

Efficient worker

The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer.

He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said, “Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up, Handle With Care.’”

“Yes sir,” the worker replied. “And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom too.”

Compiled by Sunil Sharma