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Gold rush
Jaspal Bhatti

Gold rushRaju said to his father, "Dad, I suggest we should travel more often to China." His jeweller father retorted, "You idiot! The Chinese are not going to sell us their gold medals. Moreover it will not be possible for us to make any gold jewellery out of their medals." "C’mon Dad! You’re always so caught up in your business. I’m talking about learning the technique of winning gold medals from the Chinese," said Raju.

The father thought for a moment and said, "Puttar, why go all the way to China. Get in touch with Abhinav Bindra and try to get some tips from him."

"Excuse me Dad, I can still emulate Abhinav Bindra, but there are no chances of you becoming like his father." "What do you mean?" asked the angry father. Raju replied, "His father built up a shooting range worth Rs 1 crore for Abhinav’s practice. And he also spent lakhs of rupees on his son’s guns and ammunition."

The jeweller father admitted honestly, "Yes, I’m not a fool to spend so much money on a firing range. I would rather invest Rs 1 crore in 24-carat gold. Beta, the marriage season is round the corner. Agar profit acha hua, to usme se ek gold medal banwa doonga."(If there is profit, I will get a gold medal made for you). Raju said, "But dad I want to win a gold medal with your support." The jeweller replied, "Then choose wrestling as your game. Because I can arrange for a glass of milk and a few millilitres of oil for your daily massage puttar."

 





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