WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Fatal accident

A parrot hit a car and became unconscious. Out of pity, the driver took it to his house and put it in a cage. On gaining consciousness, the parrot exclaimed, "Oh my God! I’m in jail. Did I kill the driver?"

A young man bought an expensive piece of jewellery as a present for his girlfriend. "Don’t you want her name engraved on it?" asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment and then replied, "No, just engrave on it: ‘To My One and Only Love’. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel’s clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk.

"Look here," said the farmer in surprise, "when am I going to get time to see the city?"

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in sexy lingerie.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

Compiled by Sunil Sharma