WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Class apart

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on university drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing?"

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the 200 students who went to move 26 cars please return to class?"

"Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir," urged the street vendor.

"I haven’t got a wife," replied the young man. "Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart." "I don’t have a sweetheart, either." "Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your luck."

A wife asked her husband to buy organic vegetables from the market. He went and looked around and couldn’t find any. So he picked some and approached an old tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" "The produce guy looked at him and said, "No. You’ll have to do that yourself."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma