WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Cursed ring

A man boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. "This is the Klopman diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it." "What’s the curse?" the man asked. "Mr Klopman."

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed, uproariously. "What’s the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven’t you got a sense of humour?" "I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I’m leaving on Friday."

Two men were filling out an employee form when one came to the section that`A0asked: Single, Married, Divorced. He marked single. Glancing at the man next to him, he noticed he hadn’t marked any`A0of the blanks. Instead he had written, ‘Yes, in that order.’

Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information Fighting Everytime." Wife replies, "No, it means With Idiot For Ever".