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YOUNG Paul was hired by a girls’ hostel for a night watchman’s job. On the first of the month, the warden called him and handed him his pay cheque.

Astonished, Paul looks at the warden with a confused look, and says, "Wow! you mean I’ll get pay on top of it?"

Sporty excuse

At long last the good-humoured boss was compelled to call Tom into his office. "It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there’s a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor."

"You know you’re right, sir," exclaimed Tom. "I didn’t realise it. You don’t suppose she’s faking it, do you?"

Bernie was hit by a truck and ended up in the hospital. His best friend Morris came to visit him. Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me three times a day. She’s so good to me. Everyday, she reads to me at the bedside."

"What does she read?" asks Morris.

"My life insurance policy."

Master of magic

After one especially amazing feat during a magic show, a woman from the back of the theatre yelled out: "Hey, how’d you do that?"

"I could tell you, madam", the magician answered, "But then, I’d have to kill you."

After a short pause, she yelled back, "OK, then ... Just tell my husband."

One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma