WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Candid reply

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the colour of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life."

The child thought about this for a moment. "So why is the groom wearing black?"

A man who had come out of a complicated abdominal surgery was complaining of having a bump on his head and a terrible headache. The nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post-operative shock, spoke to the surgeon about it.

The doctor assured the nurse, "Don’t worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway into the operation we ran out of anaesthetic."

A married woman has a lover. It’s no secret, her husband and all their friends know about it. One day, the woman suddenly dies. At the funeral, to the embarrassment of all, the boyfriend is there and is crying hysterically. Finally, the husband can’t take anymore of it. He approaches the man, puts his arms around him and says, "Please don’t cry like this. I’ll marry again".

Compiled by Sunil Sharma