WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Perfect couple

Looking at a couple in the market, the husband remarked: "Now, that looks like a happily married couple." "Don’t be too sure, my dear. They are probable saying the same thing about us." replied his wife.

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.

"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise. "Oh," Peter said, "you know how foremen are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work."

"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?" "Jealousy," answered Pete. "All other workers thought I was the foreman."

A woman answers her front door to find a plumber standing there. "I’m here to fix the leaky pipe." "I didn’t call a plumber." "Aren’t you Mrs. Snyder?"

"The Snyders moved out of this house over a year ago." "How do you like that. They call you up and tell you it’s an emergency and then they move away."

A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: ‘Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son’.

The father replied: ‘Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad’.

Compiled by Sunil Sharma