WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Far-sighted

A Czech immigrant went to the DMV office in America to apply for a driver’s licence. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters "C Z W I X N O S T A C Z" "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it," he replied, "I know the guy."

When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I’ve been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation." The human resources director agreed and said he’d have the letter that next day. The following morning, Peters found the letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years. When he left us, we were very satisfied."

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"

The navigator replied timidly, "No, what’s it for?" The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost." The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and placed it on his chart table. The pilot asked, "What’s that for?" "To be honest sir," the navigator replied, "I’ll know we’re lost before you will."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma