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Not my turn

A son settled abroad was convincing her mother to visit him. "No way am I getting on an airplane," was her answer.

"Look, Mom, when it’s your time to go, it doesn’t matter`A0if you’re on the ground or in the air."

"I know," said her mother. "I just don’t want to be that far off the ground when it’s actually the pilot’s time to go."

The rich aunt was disappointed and said to her nephew, "I’m sorry you don’t like your gift. I asked you if you preferred a large check or a small check."

"I know, auntie," the nephew said contritely, "but I didn’t know you were talking about neckties."

A man succeeded in getting his wife to diet by telling her, "Do you realise that there are 40 pounds of you that I’m not legally married to?"

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I’m just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk."

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it.

What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.

"Mama, look what I found", the boy called out.

"What have you got there, dear?"

With astonishment he answered, "I think it’s Adam’s underwear".

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with women grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What’s the matter haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?"

Compiled by Sunil Sharma