WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Marriage proposal

ONE day a little kid said to his father: "I want to get married." Father: "Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?" Kid: "Yes... grandma." Father: "What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my mother?" Kid: "Why not? You married my mother."

Doggie tale

Two women are arguing whose dog is smarter. First woman: "Every morning my dog waits for the paperboy to come and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me." Second woman: "I know." First one: "How?" Second one: "My dog told me."

A man dialled a number and got the following recording: "Please leave a message after the beep. Thank you for calling up. I am making some changes in my life. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

A man travelling at 130 mph was stopped by the highway police. "Sorry officer, was I driving too fast?" Said the driver. "No, sir. You were flying too low."

Leah and Sarah are old friends. Sarah is upset because she thinks her husband doesn’t find her attractive anymore. "As I get older, he doesn’t bother to look at me," Sarah cries. "I’m so sorry for you because my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replies Leah. "Yes, but your husband’s an antique dealer."