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Not much choice

His girlfriend’s father was interviewing Young Charles.

“So,” said that impressive personage, “you want to be my so-in-law, do you?”

“Not particularly,” said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?”

Hair problem

Boss: “I notice you go out and get your hair cut during office hours”.

Employee: “My hair grows during office hours”.

Boss: “But it doesn’t all grow during office hours”.

Employee: “I didn’t get it all cut”.

Job consistency

A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.
“I must say,” says the executive, “your work history is terrible. You’ve been fired from every job.”

“Yes,” says the man.

“Well,” continues the executive, “there’s not much positive in that.”

“Hey!” says the guy as he pokes the application. “At least I’m not a quitter.”

Identity check

A man walks into a dentist’s office and says, “Excuse me, can you help me? I think I’m a moth.”

Dentist: “You don’t need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist.”

Man: “Yes, I know.”

Dentist: “So why did you come in here?”

Man: “The light was on.”

Compiled by Sunil Sharma