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Finger tips
Jaspal Bhatti

Yeh haath mujhe de de thakur", the famous dialogue will now have a new meaning. US scientists have developed a new system in which while making a new purchase, instead of scanning your credit card they will be scanning your finger. The unique vein pattern under the skin of a person’s finger will be his personal identification.

So if Gabbar Singh cuts your hands, then your purchasing power is gone. And if someone raises a finger at someone, the other person can always retaliate by shouting, "Don’t you dare raise your credit card at me!"

An angutha chaap will now be seen with the same respect as an educated person. That’s because even if you have a prestigious MBA degree under your belt, you will still require your fingerprints to operate your account. Biwis can now literally make their shauhars dance on their fingers if they have more credit balance in their accounts than their husbands.

A rich person would happily boast to his friends, "My son is 30 and he still walks holding my finger to the market"! In this way if a father’s bank balance is really solid, his children will really have to care for his fingers.

 





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