Ulta Pulta
Food for dress
Jaspal Bhatti

Australian scientists have come out with a unique cocktail dress, which is made from red wine. The dress smells like red wine and lasts longer if red wine is spilled on it.

In my perception, we may design a range of dresses, fitting each one for a specific eating activity. If the highlight of our evening tea is going to be samosa and chutney, we can wear a deep red dress smelling like samosas, without any fear of chutney stains on it. If your neighbours are seen getting into their car wearing a dress with noodles printed on it, your guess would be just right that they are going out for Chinese food.

My father always has a problem when he is served aaloo mattar curry in lunch or dinner. Unfailingly he ends up spilling the stuff on his white shirt. No one could be happier than him if he comes across a designer shirt with brownish red polka dots smelling of aloo mattar. He will surely have two chappatis extra having put on that dress.

People who hate using napkins and hankies could mess with their food in a suitable dress. The day is not far off when you would walk into a garment store and be greeted at the door with the question, "Are you a vegetarian or a non-vegetarian?" That’ll decide the kind of dress you’ll buy. And if you happen to pick up a pure white dress, you’ll be telling the world that you are on a fast.

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