Ulta Pulta
Choco block
Jaspal Bhatti

Recently, I read about the invention of a chocolate that will not only help you lose weight but will also boost your love life. My first reaction was that usual some multi-national company was trying to sell you something by throwing chillies in your eyes. To my astonishment, I realised that I was right. Because this sexy bar of chocolate has cocoa solids and ground chilli as its main ingredients.

Whatever this chocolate bar turns out to be, I strongly feel that this kind of research must continue. Just imagine a doctor prescribing a medicine and saying, "Agar aap apna wazan kam karma chahte ho, to do mahine lagatar ye ice-cream khayo!"

Or someone who intends joining a special weight reducing camp has to follow a strict diet of eating fried food twice a day.

My friend Moni went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor issued a strict warning. "You must reduce your weight to minimise the risk of a heart attack. Take one sookhi (oil-less) chapatti in the afternoon and one sookhi chapatti in the night". Moni asked rather innocently, "Doctor sahib, are they to be taken before meals or after meals?"






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