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Ulta Pulta Recently,
I read about the invention of a chocolate that will not only help you
lose weight but will also boost your love life. My first reaction was
that usual some multi-national company was trying to sell you something
by throwing chillies in your eyes. To my astonishment, I realised that I
was right. Because this sexy bar of chocolate has cocoa solids and
ground chilli as its main ingredients. Whatever this chocolate bar
turns out to be, I strongly feel that this kind of research must
continue. Just imagine a doctor prescribing a medicine and saying,
"Agar aap apna wazan kam karma chahte ho, to do mahine lagatar
ye ice-cream khayo!" Or someone who intends joining a special
weight reducing camp has to follow a strict diet of eating fried food
twice a day. My friend Moni went to the doctor for a check-up. The
doctor issued a strict warning. "You must reduce your weight to
minimise the risk of a heart attack. Take one sookhi (oil-less)
chapatti in the afternoon and one sookhi chapatti in the night".
Moni asked rather innocently, "Doctor sahib, are they to be taken
before meals or after meals?"
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