ulta pulta
Mean machine
Jaspal Bhatti

According to a professor of San Francisco University, by the next century there will be little difference between man and machine. By then, a man will be half machine himself. Soon there will be a microchip which when fitted into the body will help increase one’s efficiency.

Women will be then heard talking, "Since I changed my husband’s microchip, he has started doing all household chores — from cleaning the utensils to preparing food and dropping children to school — with a smile.

Her friend will then ask her, "Sheela, my husband gets very tried while shopping. Which chip should I install in him?"

A man would boast to his friends, "My son Kallu was such a coward. Everyday he would come home crying after being beaten up by children in the neighbourhood. Since I replaced his chip, he can bash up two to three guys at the same time. Now children call him ‘Kallu Dada’".

But one does not know when a virus may attack a microchip. So if a politician’s chip goes bad, he might even help ‘janta’ without his quota of bribes.

Imagine if a dacoit’s chip goes wrong while he is giving out the orders, "Seth Dharamdas, tune logon ka bahut khoon choosta hai. Today I will not spare you. Khoon ka badla khoon se... Can I get a cup of tea with biscuits respected Dharam uncleji?

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