THIS
ABOVE ALL
Field day for noise-makers
Khushwant Singh
IT
begins with a bang followed by a few more bangs. The number of bangs go
on increasing till the first big festival Dasehra. That evening it
becomes like cannons firing from all sides. You cant hear anything
else. You cant carry on any conversation, hear music, watch TV or get
proper sleep. The next morning black smoke hangs in the air like a
pestilent cloud. You breathe smoke till it chokes you.
The number of bangs
decreases for a few days till the second big day of the festival season,
Divali. That day hell breaks loose and you think the third world war has
broken out. The noise is deafening, the smoke next morning thicker,
inhaling it deadlier. It continues for some days till after the
ammunition of bombs, crackers and sparklers, etc runs out.
Meanwhile, rivers,
lakes and the sea coast get their dose of festival season poisoning:
thousands of idols of Ganpati and Durga coated with deleterious stuff
takes its toll of millions of fish, turtles and other marine life.
Since the advent of
loud-speakers, yet another weapon has been added to the armoury of
festival revellers. Their nuisance value was curbed by the Supreme Court
three months ago when it imposed a ban on their use between 10 pm to 6
am. It assures us of peaceful sleep at night. But there is nothing we
can do legally to stop noise-makers who do not need to use loudspeakers
to make their presence felt during daytime.
They are usually
unlettered and underprivileged. They want to tell those better off than
themselves that they dont give a damn for middle-class decency and
will be as inconsiderate towards their neighbours as they can be during
the festival season. Consequently our three most popular festivals
Dasehra, Divali and Holi which we looked forward to eagerly year
after year, we now dread and have to seek protection from the law court
and the police to keep goondaism, drunkenness and violence under
control. As a nation we have the genius of converting the beautiful into
the vulgar.
Life after death, be it
in paradise, hell or in another human, animal, bird or insect form is a
subject better left for speculation of the spiritual-minded. Scientists
and skeptics have put it out of their minds for the time being to be
thought over if fresh evidence is brought to light to re-examine it. So
far there has been none. As far as heaven and hell are concerned, Mirza
Ghalib put an end to the debate in two pithy lines:
Ham ko maaloom hai
jannat kee haqeeqat lekin
Dilko khush rakhney ke
liye Ghalib yeh khayaal achhaa hai
We know the truth about
the paradise
But says Ghalib
It is a good idea to
beguile the mind.
The notion of rebirth
in human or animal form of life persists largely because Hinduism,
Jainism, Buddhism and Sikhism lend support to it. For reasons best known
to them, the conventional figure of lives one can return into his or her
84 lakhs chauraasee lakh joon. Since we cannot communicate with
other forms of life which cannot converse in human tongues, the only
possibility of examining the theory is when a person is reborn in human
form.
Scriptures of all the
aforementioned religions assure us this is possible and has been proven
to be so: The Gita asserts in no uncertain terms that death is no more
than a person taking off old clothes to put on new ones. Every few
months our newspapers carry stories about the birth of some child who
when he or she is able to speak, recalls members of the family he or she
belonged to in their previous lives. Nobody cares to follow up these
stories and they disappear from the public mind to be followed by
others. So the legend of rebirth continues.
The reason why I bring
up the subject is an hour-long programme on Aaj Tak TV channel, entitled
Punar-janam (next life). It had two families claiming that a child born
in one was an incarnation of one who had belonged to the other in its
previous life.
It was introduced by a
man who started off by asserting that there was no doubt whatsoever that
when a person died, his or her atma (soul) floated about in space till
it entered another at an appropriate time. Sitting beside him was a man
with a foot-long snow-white beard which added weight to his wisdom,
nodded his head in approval. The two families of the child who had died
in one family to be reborn in the other were shown at intervals both
verifying the claims of punarjanam.
The one word that was
repeated dozens of times by all participants was Vishwaas (faith). It is
the one-word answer given by people who have run out of logic, reason
and common sense. It was pathetic, what would have been proper was to
subject the two families to a session of cross-examination by a panel of
scientists and skeptics, they would have proved to the viewers of this
channel that what these fellows were saying was absolute crap and the
proper words to use for it was andh vishwas blind faith devoid of
reason. It was wrong on the part of Aaj Tak to give publicity to
gross superstition just to keep up its viewership.
Laloo & the Yankee
Laloo Prasad sent his
bio-data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days
later he got the reply: "Dear Mr Laloo Prasad, you do not meet our
requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone
call shall be entertained, Thanks." Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped
with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a Press conference: "Bhaiyo
aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri
mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued.
"Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaaongaa.
Par letter angreezee main hai isliyea saath-saath Hindi main translate
bhee karoonga.
"Dear Mr Laloo
Prasad Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiya
You do not meet app
to millay hee naheen ho
our requirement humko
to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any
further correspondence ab letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat
nahee
No phone call phoonva
ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained
bhaut khaatir kee jayagi.
Thanks aapkaa
bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates Bilva.
(Contributed by Vipin Buckhey, New
Delhi)
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