THIS ABOVE ALL
Desperately seeking publicity
Khushwant Singh
Our
politicians are so eager to
remain in the news that no sooner than an occurrence takes place,
without bothering to look into the facts, without considering the merits
of the case, they rush to make statements to the media.
The more outrageous their
utterances, the better their chances of making it to front pages of
newspapers and prime time on TV channels. They are equally eager to
contradict what they said earlier or complain they had been quoted out
of context. More publicity. When they discover they had got it all
wrong, they observe maun vrat for a while and wait for the next
occurrence to shoot their mouths off again.
Two examples of recent
times are the arrests of the Sankaracharya of Kanchipuram and his deputy
and the hoo haa over charges against Bibi Jagir Kaur, President of the
SGPC. As soon as they heard of warrants of arrest being issued against
the Sankaracharya, leaders of the Sangh Parivar denounced it as an
assault on Hindu dharma. Front page. Some flew down to
Kanchipuram to be photographed touching the feet of the seer and
assuring him of their full support. This time on the front page with
photographs and exhaustive coverage on TV channels. The man had been
charged with abetting murder, paying huge sums of money from math funds
to hired assassins and propositioning women devotees. When all this came
out, the self-proclaimed protectors of the Hindu dharma fell
silent. Their purpose had been served.
It was somewhat the same
in the case of Bibi Jagir Kaur. Her involvement in the mysterious death
of her daughter, who married someone against her wishes, is under
investigation. She is now being questioned for fudging accounts and has
been suspended from her post. Notwithstanding the charges, one faction
of the Akali party declared it as an attack on the Sikh panth. And
got the media coverage they wanted.
These antics are performed
by politicians out of power. Those who have kursis large enough
to accommodate their fat bottoms ensure that their publicity departments
use public funds lavishly to buy spaces in leading journals to carry
their photographs along with those of Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister
Manmohan Singh to extol the wonderful work they are doing for the uplift
of the poor. Narendra Modi of Gujarat used the pictures of Mahatma
Gandhi, alongside his own, to prove that he was a devout chela of
Bapu. Have they no shame?
Life of a yogi
It was my first meeting
with a yogi who spends his life in a cave overlooking the Ganga
near its birthplace, Gangotri. I record as honestly as I can our
dialogue with some mirch-masala permitted to a scribe. Needless
to say, I cannot divulge his name.
One morning my phone rang
and a male voice at the other end asked if he could speak to me. I
replied that it was I he was speaking to. "Hari Om Tat
Sat," he greeted me loudly. I responded with equal gusto: "Hari
Om Tat Sat." He asked if he could drop in for a few minutes to
discuss some spiritual matters with me. He had evidently read something
written by me. I was flattered. He also knew I was a nastik (a
non-believer).
A few minutes later, my
door-bell rang. I opened the door to let him in. He was a stockily built
young man, in his late thirties, passably handsome with large lustrous
eyes, sporting a small clipped beard and clad in a saffron one-piece
cloth which covered most of his body. As he took his seat, I asked him:
"Swamiji, tell me something about yourself; where are you from and
what made you turn into a yogi?"
He replied: "I am
from Kurukshetra. I went to school and college there. Right from the
beginning I was interested in spiritual matters and studied yoga. I
decided to turn into a yogi. I found a gufa (cave) near
Gangotri and decided to make it my home."
"It must be hard
living alone with no one to look after you," I interjected. "I
took a servant with me to cook for me. We took provisions for six months
on a pack of mules. During the winter, the snow cut us off from the rest
of the world. Come to think of it, items like rice, flour, dals, ghee,
salt and spices are all satvik food; one can do without fresh
vegetables or fruit for many months."
"What did you do all
day?" "Yoga abhyaas and read books I take with me. I
wrote two myself in Hindi and English. I get a little income from their
sales. It is enough for me." "What did you get from all this tapasya"
I asked. He paused a while before replying. "I found that pranayam
is the basis of yoga. Without pranayam no amount of chanting
of mantras is of any effect."
I was out of my depth. I
did not know pranayam and the only mantra I know by heart is the
Gayatri without being clear about its meaning. I changed the subject to
one closer to my heart. "Swamiji, have you taken a vow of celibacy?
Are you a brahmachari?" He smiled and took his time to
reply. "I am not a grihasthi (householder) with wife and
children. About brahmacharya, I am not sure."
"What do you
mean?"
"You see at times
foreign women tourists come to see what kinds of lives we yogis living
in caves lead. Some are bold enough to ask for sambandh (union)
with them to preserve in their memories. One such woman came my way. Main
nay unko bhog lagaaya."
I was charmed by the
expression; not a vulgar four letter word in English or equally coarse
words in Indian languages, but sex as an act of worship: Bhog to
the goddess of erotica. The only snag is that while stone goddesses are
impassive receivers of adoration and prasad, human goddesses are
expected to take an equal part in these rites of worship.
The foreign lady recipient
of Swamiji’s favours passed the word round to her friends. So while he
dwells in a Himalayan cave, he manages to get the best of both the
worlds.
Sound trade
Sign outside a radio shop:
"Our business is
sound"
Prompto
"We are prompt, no
matter how long it takes."
Money matters
"You married me
because I had money," complained the wife.
"No, honey. I married
you because I didn’t have."
(Contributed by K.J.S.
Ahluwalia, Amritsar)
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