Webside humour
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The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early, went down to the kitchen, and brought his wife her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was delighted.

Then he spoke: "Have you noticed just what I have done?"

"Of course, dear. Every single detail."

"Good. That’s how I want my breakfast served every morning."

The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news."

Dan said, "Give me the good news."

"They’re going to name a disease after you."

In a department store a man was shopping with his son.`A0He checked something off his list, and whispered conspiratorially to the child, "You know, if we really mess this up, we’ll never have to do it again."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink." After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I."

The opposing attorney, who was a giant 6’8", asked a diminutive lawyer, appearing as a witness in one of the courts, what he did for a living. The witness replied that he was a lawyer. "You? A lawyer?" said the huge attorney. "Why, I could put you in my pocket." "Very likely you could," replied the other. "But if you did, you’d have more law in your pocket than you ever had in your head."

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma