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The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven." "You’re both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate on the floor." The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted, "the best praying I ever did was hanging upside down from a telephone pole."

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question ‘Have you ever been arrested?’ he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was ‘Why?’ The applicant answered it: "Never got caught."

A four-year-old boy came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mom he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. The mother fished it out and threw it in the garbage. He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to the bathroom again and came out with his mother’s toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too mom, because it also fell in the toilet a few days ago.

 — Compiled by Sunil Sharma