Webside humour
Paying debt

TWO lawyers are in a bank, when armed robbers suddenly burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.

While this is going on, lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two’s hand.

Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?"

To which lawyer number one replies, "It’s that $250 I owe you."

One day a man was walking in the street when he met his blonde friend with both his ears covered with bandages. He asked him what happened to his ears. The blonde friend said, "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron, and so I burnt my ears." The man asked, "So what happened to your other ear?" He said, " That same stupid guy called again."

A guy with a speech impediment (he stutters) gets a job selling books door-to-door. On his first day, the sales manager gives him some books and sends him out. At five o’clock, the salesman returns with all receipts, no books.

The second day, the sales manager loads him up with more books than the first day and sends him out. The salesman, returns at five o’clock with all the receipts, no books.

This goes on for a few days, and the sales manager calls him in and says, "This is truly amazing. In a few days you have sold more books than my top salesman does in a week. What’s your sales pitch?"

"W-w-well," says the salesman, "I s-say, ‘D-do, y-you w--want t-to b-buy a b-b-b-book or d-do y-you w-want m-me t-to r-read it t-to y-you?"

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma