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World War III

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn’t that Bush and Powell?" The barman said, "Yep, that’s them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We’re planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What’s going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we’re going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!" Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis."

Medical miracles

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House for four years, and now half the country is looking for work."

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I’ll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s." George said, "I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them."

The third kid said, "I want a motorised wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don’t look like you are injured." The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out that I saved you from drowning."

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma