Webside humour
Chasing cars

An old couple walks into the bar, and the husband goes over and starts flirting with some young women. And the bartender says to the wife, “Doesn’t it bother you that your husband is always making passes at the younger women around here?”

“No, no, not really,” the wife says. “I mean, dogs chase cars, but that doesn’t mean they know how to drive.”

Fired

A worker in a factory went missing for a few hours, and the whole staff    tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep in a far-off room in the factory. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man’s chest...

“As long as you’re asleep,” it read, “you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you’re fired!”

Great shot

There was a knock at the door of a house. The house owner opened the door and found a small boy, about six years old standing with a cricket bat in his hand. The boy said something of his had found its way into the owner’s garage, and he wanted it back. Upon opening the garage door, the owner noticed two additions: a cricket-ball and a broken window sporting a ball-sized hole. “How do you suppose this ball got in here?” he asked the boy.  

Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, the boy exclaimed,  “Wow! I must have thrown it right through that hole!”

Expensive tie

A man went to an expensive store the other day to pick out a new tie for an upcoming wedding. He found one that matched his suit but it didn’t have a price tag on it. So he asked the clerk, “Hey, buddy, how much is this tie?”

The clerk said, “$65.”

He said, “What! I can buy a pair of shoes with that kind of money.”

The clerk replied: “Maybe, but how would a pair of shoes look around your neck?”

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma