Webside humour
Explanation

A newlywed couple arrived at the front desk of a posh hotel, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two-week honeymoon. They encountered a stunning blonde at the hotel lobby. The blonde smiled and said, "Hi Jimmy, long time no see." A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once inside, the piqued bride demanded: "And just who was THAT woman?"

The groom wiped his brow and said, "Just relax, honey. Don’t start anything, please. I’m already going to have enough trouble explaining you to her."

A man and a woman went into a drugstore to pick up a prescription. While they were waiting, the man climbed on an old-fashioned scale and put a quarter in. A card emerged, "You are thoughtful, considerate, kindhearted and good with children." Very smugly, he handed the card to his wife. She read it and said, "It didn’t get your weight right, either."

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...."

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

Compiled by Sunil Sharma