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Sex at work
Jaspal Bhatti

In today’s world, write anything about sex and it sells like hotcakes. Today, you cannot distinguish between a porn magazine and a family magazine. There’s no dividing line between a ‘A’ and a ‘U’ certified film.

A Russian author Neonilla Samukhina has come out with a rather unusual office manual by the name Kamasutra in the office. According to her, office sex is essential to spice up your life. The manual is about how best to use office equipment as props when making love.

The manual may make its way into the bestseller’s list but I can also foresee the increase in the number of cases of sexual harassment in the offices. If the boss keeps the manual on the table so as to catch the eye of his secretary or his subordinate intentionally, he might just fall in the trap of legal entanglement.

Exchanging dirty jokes and SMS’s among office colleagues is almost accepted entertainment now, but if a person just crosses his limits to over explain such a joke to his female colleague, he might get into serious trouble.

According to the author, just any place in the office will suffice for lovemaking — be it leather sofas, toilets, staircases, tabletops and elevators. But I think the author should also suggest some novel ways to get out of a tricky situation if one is caught red-handed by your spouse.

While talking of using office props to enhance one’s passions, what happens if the boss tries to affectionately pat the posterior of his female colleague with an office file? He might just land in jail if she reacts adversely. In such a case, the Russian author can try bringing out another manual Kamasutra behind bars!

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